This is a really smart idea!
"If captured, what should we do with Osama bin Laden?"
"Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, how about this alternative?"
"Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban regime."
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Did you really think of that yourself? If so, I rate it at an interesting:bullshit ratio of 3:1, which makes it good enough to pass as a bill in the New Zealand government...
(25% Bullshit and 75% interesting). I rate the Bullshit part at 5/10 (where 0/10 is solid evidence and 10/10 is totally baseless lying) meaning that it is actually workable. Interesting 7/10 (where 0/10 is boring enough to make one sleep, and 10/10 would be like having several grammes of caffeine and dopamine injected directly into your bloodstream at a rate of 1 gramme/second. So 7/10 is pretty damned good.
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