This is my chance

Finally, a place where I can shit out all the bullshit I could ever want: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Now I also don't have to talk about absolutely stupid nonsense to people so much as well cos I can let it out here. That means I don't have to talk to someone, then leave them hanging, thinking, 'what the hell is Sam on about?'

Anyway, this is my first post on dis blog. Perhaps i'll make up a name for my blog...maybe i'll call it Bob (how original), so it'll be 'Bob the blog'. (Sorry, random thought. I'm full of random thoughts. They just come to me. I would estimate I have about 200 random thoughts a day).

Did you know that research scientists, probably from the U.S of A, discovered that people read words mainly by looking at the first and last letter. Without the first and last letter of a word, no one can understand what is being written. Try this:

'h uic row o umpe ve h az o.'

Bet ya couldn't understand what that said. It said 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.'

Now try this:

'cre o, o otherfuckin un h ike niffin og sse'

Lol, i'm not going to tell you what that said:)

Here's something I wrote a while ago but my views on it myt hav changed by now. (I jst can't be bothered reading it again to update it).

Here it is...

Have you ever wanted something real bad, but knew you had to stay away from it for your own good? Have you ever thought that there might be two ways of looking at everything, good or bad, in our world?

Lets look at what it means to eat pizza. Imagine it’s your favourite food. (it's my favourite food anyway). You want to eat it everyday or at least once a week. You love it. But what are the pros and cons of doing this? It fills up your hunger, it tastes nice, you don’t have to cook dinner, it’s easy to get(you just phone a pizza delivery restaurant) and it’s a real festive party food. Now the cons are: costs you money, makes you fat, contributes to pimples, makes you thirsty and clogs your arteries. To decide whether or not you are going to eat this pizza, you sub-consiously weigh these pros and cons against each other, and decide which of them is the most important to you. Most people will decide to eat it in the moment because it is a pleasant food to eat, and eating one pizza won’t hurt, or at least in the short term, even though it makes you fat and clogs your arteries. But ask yourself, in the long term, just how many of these pizzas do you have to eat to make yourself a big fat sweaty pizza-munching machine. Well I can’t tell you because I’ve never seen anyone eat so many pizzas. It’s like you eat the pizza because it’s good in the short term, but you know it’s for your own good if you stay away from it in the long term. But my point here is that there are always at least two ways of looking at everything. Why do you think it’s possible for people to have arguments? Obviously both participants in an argument think they’re right. But why? One of them has to be wrong don’t they? Sometimes it depends on what each person values the most. The United States government thinks they’re right in leading this war against terrorism and terrorist groups. Their main reasons for this are: to get revenge for the 9/11 attacks, prevent terrorists from making future attacks and gaining weapons of mass destruction, and to keep the morals of the western world alive. These sound like perfectly reasonable reasons so they must be right, right? So why are the terrorists insisting that the Americans are ‘infidels’, and attempting to prevail no matter what it costs them. Most of these terrorists are extremist Muslims(different to peace-loving Muslims) who believe that ‘god’ will give them credit for either converting people to Islam or killing people who are not Islam, and who believe that everyone must practice the Islam religion. So surely they are right if it’s ‘god’s’ will. Well they’re right as far as they believe. But wait!. What about what all the Christians, Jews, Hindus and Buddhists think ‘god’s’ will is. And what about the atheists? ‘God doesn’t exist so he can’t have a will!’. Someone has to be wrong don’t they??? (Btw, I’m not really religious) This is why we’re always having wars because everyone believes they are ‘right’, and so people will always fight on. And this is why, ladies and gentlemen, why we will never achieve world peace! Because there will always be someone who will disagree with someone else on a humanitarian issue. Anyway I think the world would be too boring if we achieved world peace, and everyone agreed with each other all the time. That’d be no fun. Everyone would most likely die of boredom. And that is why everyone should go on carry killing each other with their suicide bombers and home-made hand grenades. So much for having world peace.
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Now I would like to say, since I wrote that, I may have changed my point of view on things... I just can't be bothered going through what I wrote becos i find what I write to be utterly boring so I havnt checked through it. But if u've read this far, you must be finding this slightly interesting. One question:

Can you understand what
what i'm talking about?

Did you read 'what' twice twice;)

Alrighty then.